Sit down, honey.
The card's already on the table.
Daily horoscopes, tarot pulls, and benedictions from a Jersey Shore boardwalk fortune teller who found God in a Wawa parking lot in 2003 and never picked a goddamn lane.
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Tonight at the folding table →The Reading Room
Sit at the folding table. She pulls a card. The reading is yours, today, deterministic as a Jersey diner breakfast.
Walk in →
The Whole Damn Deck
Seventy-eight cards. Seventy-eight Sinderella readings. Upright, reversed, in love, in the late-Tuesday-3am-bad-decision sense.
Browse the deck →
Sinderella's Apothecary
Decks she'd hand a niece. Candles for the recently dumped. Crystals for the job you hate.
Look around →
Find your sign.
Sinderella wrote one for everybody. Even Sagittarius. Especially Sagittarius.
Aries
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Taurus
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Gemini
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Cancer
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Leo
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Virgo
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Libra
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Scorpio
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Sagittarius
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Capricorn
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Aquarius
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Pisces
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"Go raise hell, kid. Come home in one piece."
— Sinderella · the folding table